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★★★★★
The 5G is no longer making me gay
Ever since I got the covid vaccine, I've been magnetic and very gay. My computer chip implant was also boosting all the 5g. Ever since installing this cage that says "smart" on it, I'm no longer magnetic and as straight as they come. Thanks to this little mesh box! Unfortunately the wifi no longer works, but now the government can't track me walking back and forth from the couch to the fridge.
the product in question
Large WiFi Router Guard Cover (Blocks About 90% of WiFi Router EMF While You can Still use The Router) Blocks 5G!
4.3★ · 238 ratings, as of 2023