Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

So I thought the unicorn poo commercial was hilarious and thought - you know even if this thing doesn't make a difference, I'm going to buy one just to support the people who made this super funny commercial. Well, it arrived a few days ago and Oh My God! The things that are coming out of my body! I was one of those people who used to check out for a half hour or so when I had to drop a deuce - no more this thing is like a catapult for my poo - and the sheer quantity of poo that launches, torpedo-like from me is really pretty remarkable. I'm not sure where it all went before but it wasn't coming out like this - that's for sure. It takes a minute to get used to the position (think of a baseball catcher - you are essentially hugging your knees with this thing). But the sheer glory of seeing everything I have eaten in the last ten years instantly leave my body is really something. I've even been texting friends tales of the results with things like "I think I've just lost 15 pounds in one pooping and now my pants are loose" Seriously though, everyone with a rectum needs this hilarious yet life improving miracle.