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There are some people that would scoff at paying a $1000 for a keyboard. But to them I would ask, "Can you put a price on being totally and completely one with the universe?" The answer to that question is yes - and it costs $1000. Just being in the same room with this object actually grants a type of spiritual clarity. I used to sometimes ask myself such questions as, "What is the meaning of life?" Then, after having The Soujourner Keyboard in my presence for only a few seconds, all of the answers came to me. When I finally touched this keyboard, I felt the spirit energy of the entire world flowing into my soul. I felt the stars align and transmit their celestial energy through every fiber of my being. I felt myself evolve. You wouldn't imagine the things that I can do after owning this keyboard. I can create world peace. I can solve the energy crisis. I can solve world hunger. I can stop cancer. I can put ranch dressing all over my salad and not worry about my blood pressure, almost as if I was eating the low-fat-low-sodium ranch dressing, except I'm not eating that garbage - I'm eating the real deal. Real ranch. Real flavor.