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★★★★☆
Wife hates this. Buy it now.
My kids are not nice. I usually am just chillin on my couch and they come running in like a bunch a jerks screaming NERF OR NOTHIN! What a idiotic battle cry. I got sick of it. I bought this thing and hid it in my bathroom. See, they love to chase me into the bathroom while pelting me with darts and disks. I usually go in there and regret my poor life choices but not today no... not today. Today they eat rubber tipped foam mega dart glory. I pulled the CycloneShock from under the sink and wasted them. This gun hits like a tank, the barrel auto rotates after each shot and feels sturdy. They went crying to their mom. I blasted them screaming, "NERF OR NOTHING RIGHT C'MON GUYS!"
Accuracy -
The darts fly straight and accurately. They whistle as they go through the air, this has an added effect of making your kids pee themselves. Hilarious.
Reload-
The reload is a pain, you have to front feed the darts one at a time.
Quality-
The gun feels solid, well as solid as piece of plastic could I guess. However, it's clear that it isn't going to fall apart.
When you are fighting with the kids you want to intimate, now don't put em in therapy. Just put the fear of dad in em. My sons laughed as they ran through the house. Your wife will hate this, buy it.
