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A few months ago I got one of the worst sinus infections of my chronic sinusitis sufferer life... It was so bad that my top/left row of teeth hurt like they were being crushed in, no joke. Since I've gone the antibiotics route so many times before, I feared going that route one more time would end up fueling some sort of mutant bacteria that would eventually jump out of my nostrils and beat my dog up or something... What did my poor little pooch ever do to them??? :( As I laid in bed, curled up in a ball whimpering, my wife, not able to bear the thought of her husband turning into yet another infantile big baby, decided to take matters into her own hands. She drove off to the pharmacy and returned with a box that looked like a cubed infomercial... Short of asking the camera guy if he was still following, it pretty much had every other base covered. Sham Wow! Anyway, I was a bit skeptic but in too much pain to really care what the consequences were (which, at this point, I thought would mostly involve my wife's own amusement at my expense)... So, I read the instructions on the outside of the box, the inside of the box, the instruction booklet, the bottle... By the time you're done reading this thing from every flap on the box you'll have a Dr's degree on rinsing your sinuses. Diploma still pending, I filled the thing up with warm water and mixed it in with the provided solution... I wasted no time... Went straight for the kill. I about passed out when I witnessed what followed... The first words out of my mouth (as soon as all the salty and gooey water finished dripping off of it) were "SWEETIE, COME TAKE A LOOK!" I never knew such grotesque (spelling?) matter could come out of the human body... At least from that end. I quickly switched to the other nostril and repeated the process... By now I had acquired a strange (and perhaps sick) sense of enjoyment. The most amazing part (and probably what you're most likely to be interested in) was the almost immediate relief I felt. That is, until my wife had to ruin the moment by saying "Good... Now you can go back to work!" I continued to use it for a few more days (twice a day) and my sinus infection was completely gone with no antibiotics. And, best of all, my dog gets to live another day! =-D