Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

This cream states you will feel “a little” heat. It’s a lie. Your a** is going to be hotter than the fires of hell. You put it on, think everything is okay, then suddenly you feel the warmth, and think oh wow this is the heat they spoke of. This isn’t bad at all. Then within 60 seconds it’s so hott you would have thought someone poured BOILING hott wax on your cheeks. You begin to panic and it begins to get even hotter which you didn’t think was possible. You become nauseous. Legs weak. You cannot think one clear thought. You scurry to the bathroom, rip your clothes off, and throw yourself into the tub hoping the freezing cold water will help. It doesn’t. You need to scrub it off with soap. The scrubbing makes it feel even worse. You begin to wonder what you are going to tell the emergency room as to why you need to be here. How are you going to say “I tried this new a** cream and now I need an ice cream sundae for my cheeks to sit on.” Suddenly you’re fiancé comes in, sees you almost in tears in a panic, and asks what is wrong and why you have a T-shirt on while in the tub. You explain. You are now forever called “hott buns”. I HIGHLY recommend NOT buying this unless you want the devil himself breathing fire on your already nice peach. Don’t become “hott buns” like me. Embrace your cheeks for how they are. This is not worth the pain, trust me.