Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Uhhhhh......Strap in kids because it's about to get real graphic. First off--I am not sure WHY IN THE HECK these freaking "pants" were so highly reviewed. Here is the summary: The pants are crap. The fabric is so thin, staticky and clingy that it shows more extraneous detail on your legs and crotch area than you would see just being naked and looking at your actual skin. I am not kidding, the fabric was like a magnifying glass to all of my imperfections. These pants are bad for your mental health and self image. Do not buy them. Here is the nitty gritty: Let me preface this with the fact that I have very toned, muscular legs from competitive figure skating and lifting weights for most of my life. I am 26 years old. My body type looks like I work out but definitely eats lots of tacos. (AKA thiccc.) I do not have wrinkles or varicose veins, I never usually have a camel toe and I have never felt self conscious about my legs...until now. The minute I put on these pants, I immediately noticed how thin the fabric was and how cheap they felt. Mind you, these were very comfortable physically...maybe good for the summer. However, as soon as I got a look in the mirror I immediately peeled them off and printed a return label. The first thing my eyes went to was the most disgusting, detailed camel toe I ever saw. (For those of you sweet summer children who don't know what a camel toe is...stay innocent my loves.) But yeah...It was like the star of the show you guys...like as if I had squeezed into a pair that were three sizes too small, but the kicker was that I actually got the pants a size up for lounging and comfort purposes! Beyond the impossibly massive camel toe, I noticed that the pants showed every bump, lump, muscle and scar on my legs. I swear to god you could even see the stretch mark scars between my thighs from puberty. They made me notice dimples on my butt that weren't there. Muscle lines that I didn't want. Fat pockets that made me want to go on a diet. These. Pants. Are. Evil. When I came to my senses and realized that I am a boss a** b**** who loves her body as it is, I immediately started arranging a return and thinking of a review to write to the rest of you lovely ladies. I am writing this now so that none of you fall into the trap. Do not be fooled by the reviews! If the price seems too good to be true, it probably is. Lastly, if these pants make you feel as bad as I did, just remember that you are beautiful and great just as you are--it's just a pair of stupid pants. :) :) :)