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It's truly astouding that when you're in the same company as Hellseeker, Deader and Hellworld, you still manage to emerge victorious as the absolute worst of the lot. Hellraiser: Revelations is a truly remarkable movie that defies any sensible expectations. This movies goes beyond the incredible lows this series has reached since Inferno and almost defies physics by somehow managing to go even lower. Incredible. How do they do it? In spirit, I like the DVD cover because it looks like Pinhead is taking a dump and it's a great metaphor for the quality of the movie you're buying. The problem is that it's not actually Pinhead on the cover. Doug Bradley, unfortunately, was too busy rearranging his sock drawer the week they filmed this. When the first photo of the new Pinhead was posted online, I e-mailed it to Doug Bradley. He replied a few hours later with, simply, "lolol." Stick with the first two.