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This story is one fir the books. I bought this for the wife, we had dogs make a mess in kitchen. I told wife to open for earky Xmas. She did, and said WHAT THE ??!!! Cleaning machine to do more work around the house, I said it wilk clean up the mess dogs made, No mop needed... She looked at me, you can figure that part out. Well I unboxed set up, filled bottle with hot water and chemical, now the nachine is next to the tree with all the presents on a carpet...I put the bittke into the machine showing wife how easy it is to use... After a couple minutes i lift it up to bring into kitchen, where I have a place for it to be stored with tray. Within 30 seconds my 10 year old daughter says Dad, look it even works without electricity. I said what?? Look at the water it followed you into the kitchen. I look at the machine, the bottle is empty, i retrace the 8 feet I walked and its wet...But where I set it up is saturated the carpet wich soaked into the other Christmas present paper and boxes we put down. What a Christmas Eve Morning..The one box that it saturated had a new apple laptop. Im praying know damage.... LEARN FROM MY IDIOT MISTAKES, PLEASE. YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS CRAP UP, ONLY ME... THANKS BISSELL, IF WE COULD ONLY TAKE PRIDE IN OUR EQUIPMENT, BUILD WITH GREAT MATERIALS, IN OUR COUNTRY....MY FAMILY WOULD NOT BE SO UPSET THIS AM...MORE WORK TO DO FOR ME.. BE THE FIRST TO LEAD, WE ALL NEED TO WORK TOGETHER REGROUP AND START FROM SCRATCH. WHY DO MATERIALS HAVE TO BE SO MUCH? IF WE DID NOT UAVE THE GREED IN THE WOULD WE ALL COULD LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER....MERRY CHRISTMAS ALL AND I WISH 2019 FOR HUMANITY TO BE REBUILT FOR ALL.