Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

When I was in college I got to go live in Germany for a year as an exchange student. I had a fantastic time, but it never failed that there was always someone around with HORRIBLE body odor. In the computer lab, the cafeteria, the pub it didn't matter. Not everybody smelled bad, but the ones that did ruined it for everyone. Then came the time I had to buy new deodorant for myself while living there. I got some random Nivea stuff, seemed popular, good brand. That stuff made me smell worse than if I had worn no deodorant at all! I came to the realization that maybe these people actually are trying NOT to smell bad, but their deodorant simply made them smell worse! Well I got some of this Dove crap the other day and it took me right back to Germany again. At first I thought it was someone else stinking up the train. Then I got home and changed into my "comfy" clothes. I was rotten. Rancid. I smelled like I ate one of the bad BO German's and was emanating their stink from my own pits. It was bad. I figured it was a one off and tried it again the next day. BIG MISTAKE! This is the worst possible deodorant in the history of mankind. It should be called Odorant because it truly does make you smell worse. I feel like I'm being trolled in real life. Someone switched out a perfectly good stick of deodorant with fart spray or something. Nope, it's just bad. Please don't buy this stuff. And if you happen to be out in public and get a horrible whiff of BO, maybe just ask the person if they happen to use Dove Men Plus Care Deodorant Stick and tell them to use something else too.