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This book could have been a LOT shorter: Oopsie, I used my magic to read a book. Too bad my dead parents didn't tell me that I am the most powerful witch the world has ever seen. Oh, hey look, there's a vampire. I'm going to go for a run. But oh, how I love the vampire. Geez, I'm sleepy. Really, really, really sleepy. Man, this vampire's mom HATES witches. I think I'll bond with her and use her as a substitute mother. Oh, look, I'm being tortured but I can use my magic I didn't know I had to float out of the cellar. Oh where, oh where is my vampire love? I don't exist without him. Oopsie, I used my magic to grossly issue water out of every orifice in my body. Oh, would you look at that, I can create fire too! Oh, man, would you look at that, I can timewalk!! Is there anything I can't do? Ummm, oh yeah... magic. So I must rely on my vampire love to save me and give me orders on what I must do to keep his love. Oh, how I love this creature. Hey, why is demon spelled daemon? Hmmmm, I'll mull that over while I- snoooooooore... oopsie, had to take a nap. I'm very weak from learning about all things I can't do yet. OK, time to timewalk! And take my vampire with me! This is so exciting, I'm going to go really, really far back in time so I can learn how to use my magic, so I can then come back, and fight a war. Look at that, my timewalking looks an awful lot like the hokey pokey! Oopsie, forgot to actually end the book! See you in book 2- this is so exciting, I'll get to do a lot of napping and a lot more nothing in that one, I betcha!! Yay!