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I read through a ton of the reviews for this and was hopeful. Used it for three days and zero results. Sure it's easy to get it on, but after it dries and I close my mouth, two things happen: the taste is BAD and I feel like it's not something I should be swallowing. and I drool UNCONTROLLABLY. So I end up spitting into my sink, and each time it's just a wad of spit and dried product, so I don't feel like this product works the way the reviews/directions say it does. If I could keep my mouth weirdly wide/open for a full 30m I would try that, but I really don't see myself doing that twice a day. Would not buy again, probably won't even keep using it as it just doesn't seem to be working as described. UPDATE: The seller has emailed me offering me money to remove this review. Wow. That says it all.