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Sicily, 1926, the village was Catholic and values and respect were taught with an iron fist.... (drift away with me). I came to this land and in need of healing, I accepted one of their remedies ... Elderberry. I took the pill and it was so pleasant... soon enough, the village quiet had taken me away into a deep sleep. That was UNTIL, a strange warmth-coolness enveloped my hand. I immediately began awaking from my vintage Sicilian slumber puzzled with confusion taking over as I brought my hand towards my awaking face and a smell took over. There was 'MATTER' all over my hand.... I was suddenly very very awake and VERY VERY NOT in Sicily anymore. I reached for the light with my clean hand and I was HORRIFIED. But then another horror took over... there was some strange sensation shooting down my legs...... I immediately realize I am destroying myself, my bed and I am NOT in control of my own body. I wasn't pushing, I wasn't.. I WASN'T... but there it was... like a scene from the Exorcist.... jetting out of me. I began clawing at sheets to scoop around me to build an adult diaper so I could... WADDLE my 48 year old ass to the bathroom in SHAME and disgust and let me again say this.. utter HORROR that I was uncontrollably jetting a fountain of the devil's work out of my backside. As I squatted there in my shower in complete humiliation, taking a shower fit for a whore, I had to realize that the second review o this product should have been listened to. This came without warning. There was no grumbling, no ache, no... gas.... it was just sudden and well..... there I was.... squatting over a pile of high thread count sheets covered on elderberry induced filth that took me away from my Golden Girls Sicilian sleep..... By all means, you too can ignore this... and dare these little pills.... but for what it is worth... I intentionally took this at home in case the second review was truthful, I would be home to go to the bathroom. I just assumed it would have came with enough warning to wake me prior to rewriting the rules to an emotional breakdown.