Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I'll start off with a message and a question for the seller, on the off chance they have the guts to actually read these reviews: What on god's green earth is a matter with you? How do you live with yourselves? This, without a doubt, is the WORST Amazon experience I have ever had! Shameful...just awful. That said, let me elaborate a bit. First off, as many of you can tell, these are ridiculously over priced. 1.45 a bar is nonsense, but Halloween was coming and the prime 2 day was the real selling point. In hindsight, I should have just went to the Speedway, and paid about 50 cents less a bar. That's all on me though....dumb financial decision. The real proverbial doo hit the proverbial fan when the order arrived. The bars were all loosely thrown into a box, with nothing protecting them. Anybody with a working knowledge of a Butterfinger can guess how they survived the trip....completely broken and disintegrated. OK if I was mixing up Blizzards, but, ya know what? I WASN'T MAKING FREAKING BLIZZARDS UP IN HERE!!! So the Butterfingers were a bust, a couple of the Nestle Crunch split, but the rest of the bars were of the more "pliable" variety, so I cut my losses. Right? RIGHT??? Nope. On closer inspection, every last one of these sad, MFing bars expire in 2 months??? Every. Last. One. And the taste tests backed that up. Disgusting. So, I guess what I'm saying is, dont buy these. For the love of god....don't buy these.