Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I saw this bacon-bowl maker and thought, well, there's the "As Seen On TV" label, your mark of quality, so I thought I'd try it. Little did I know I was committing an act of heresy right in my own kitchen. If this had been during the Spanish Inquisition, I'd have been frying myself at the stake. But nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition and anyway, they didn't have microwaves. Which brings me to my main point: If God had intended bacon to come in bowl-shaped hemispheres, he'd have made pigs shaped like turtles. Instead, this thing caused my microwave to catch fire--well, admittedly I bought seven or nine of these and fired them all up at once. Has anyone ever told you what a grease fire does to a microwave? It was like hellfire. I think the Devil personally now resides in my microwave. There's a little black smoldering lump in there still, and I think it may be The Dark Lord. Plus: makes a cute little bowl for guacamole Cons: can damage microwave, burn down house, risk of eternal damnation or at least, breaks a lot of laws in Leviticus.