Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Before you buy this product imagine this scene: you are hot as f***, covered in sweat, gnats, and shame in the ruthless heat of southern Alabama. You are trying to mow your lawn. You bought this from Amazon, read some dope reviews and thought it was quite the steal. It takes you two hours. Two freaking hours to mow your lawn. You start getting frustrated from having to replug your extension chord in over and over and over, as it falls out of the port on the handle constantly. You also have to change out the nylon line 1826372 times. Your hand is raw from pushing this thing back and forth, back and forth...people point and laugh at you as they go by. You feel like a douche. You then fall into a deep depression about your life choices. Why the h*** did you move to Alabama? Why did you marry that stripper from Jerkin MeGerkins down the street? Why did you give up the dog to your ex wife? Why did you buy this cheap PoS to mow your lawn? For just $86.14 this could be your life! Or you could just buy a real lawnmower...yeah I’d probably just do that.