Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Dear God where to begin. This was just about the worst $48 I've ever spent in my life. If it wasn't for the fact that Halloween is so close and I absolutely have to have this costume, I would return this in a HEARTBEAT. One size fits all my A$$!! I am a size 8-10 and it says up to a 12. Ok great. First off I take it out of the package and a word of warning here, a CLOUD of glitter comes out and falls all over my floor. Henceforth all activities with this monstrosity are done in the bathtub. First try on is a disaster as I can't even get my arms into the sleeves. In fact I doubt my seven year old son even could. I proceed to cut all elastic off the the top of the sleeve and try again. Still no dice. Like I mentioned, desperate here so I cut even further. Finally I was able to wiggle and swear my way into this thing! The satisfactory feeling of flexing my arms and hearing that RIIIIIP up the sleeve could I imagine only be experienced by myself and the Incredible Hulk. So yeah, entire back of my arm out now. As an aside, I am not a bulky girl. I do workout and have toned regular sized girl arms. I am not in fact the Hulk. Dress is on and I now have welts on my arms. Breasts are unmercifully pushed down as of course the whole up top situation is a nightmare. The crown. Oh wow the crown. The plastic square that is the crown. First off the size. Let's just say Colussus would feel it's too big. I'm going to have to work some serious magic to get this thing anywhere near the size of a human head. Secondly from packaging it's all bent and in a square shape. I will conclude by saying that it only took me a solid 7-8 minutes to shimmy and pray to get out of this thing (with only a few moments of real panic where I thought I'd have to call my husband for the jaws of life, only for him to see me slithering naked and glittery out of a dress in the bathtub). You can imagine my disgust and utter disappointment in this costume. If I could give this negative stars I would. All I ask is for prayers that i don't pass out on Halloween from lack of bloodflow to important body parts. My kids may be a little scarred. Shame on you Rubies!