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Moderation
WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT FILL UP A "SUPER BIG GULP" CUP WITH 5 HOUR ENERGY AND CHUG THE WHOLE THING. MY HEART HAS EITHER STOPPED COMPLETELY OR IS BEATING SO FAST THAT I CANT FEEL MY OWN PULSE.
CONS:
I HAVENT SLEPT IN 72 HOURS.
I CANT FEEL MY FACE.
I PEED THIS MORNING AND IM PRETTY SURE IT WAS 99% BLOOD.
PROS:
I'VE DEEP CLEANED MY ENTIRE HOUSE.
I CAN READ MINDS AND FLY.
December 2015 · Grocery and Gourmet Food