Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I got this sunscreen for daily use to, ya know, keep the wrinkles away and keep the men thinking I’m using witchcraft to maintain my youth 🧙‍♀️ Gotta keep our secrets from the church ladies. Anywho, this sunscreen was far from subtle. Firstly, it felt like I was applying GLUE, it was so thick 😱 I mean I felt BAD just rubbing it on because it was so thick and sticky it was pulling my skin in every direction. Once that nightmare was over, I had to leave for work as one does (and yes, I waited 30 min for it to absorb). When I got out of my car it looked like a straight up MURDER scene and the Pillsbury doughboy was the innocent victim! 😱 I’m talking white residue ALL OVER my black leather interior. It’s been 2 days and it’s still there! 😩 But no worries, ya girl needs to make that money 💰 So while I’m at work, I start to notice my arms and chest are slowly getting whiter and whiter as the product dried more. FRIEND... I looked like a lizard ready to shed all the 🐂💩 Literally by the end of my shift my whole body was white and everything I touched left residue. Needless to say, not very punk rock of them.