Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

To preface this big time complaint, I have been a loyal Prime member since 2004 and have spent mucho dinero on Amazon over the years. Never in all my history of online orders have I ever encountered something so nauseatingly disgusting as this!! 😱🤢 I opened the package and noticed that there were no tags attached to the jeans and that the pocket lining had already begun to pill as if the jeans had been worn. Regardless, I tried them on and liked how they looked and felt. I wasn’t until AFTER I had taken them off that I felt something rather “crispy” in the crotch area and noticed that there was indeed a..... dried red STAIN!! 😱 OMG, I feel like I have to bathe in acid now just to make myself feel clean again!! This is beyond disgusting!!! 🤮 I had better not get sick from this exposure! Yes, I got the jeans on sale, but NO, this is NOT acceptable no matter if I paid $60 or full price!!! 😡😡😡 Amazon can have this petri dish pair of jeans back and I’m NEVER ordering clothes off of Amazon again!! Yuck!!!