Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I ordered this slicer because I eat a banana each day to keep my potassium level high. I am very health conscious. This product has ruined my life. I now slice my bananas with such speed that the muscles in my hands have become weak. But my problems haven't stopped there. When I realized how lazy I'd become, I sank into a deep depression and quit going to the gym. For the last 6 months I've been sitting at home, eating Twinkies, and watching Honey Boo Boo and Jersey Shore. Imagine how I feel now. I'm down to my last four cases of Twinkies, and my favorite show's been canceled! Don't order this product. It will ruin your life too!