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So I get this Dash Cam, pretty neat. Works fine. Got it because I moved to Nashville where no one knows how to drive, quite literally not convinced they can even see. Most of the time I just use it for laughs. Come home from a long day and I'm like "lets see what I survived" but today, of all days, I'm driving down a dark path and I lose control of my wheel and spun out 3 times in the road, over a ditch, literally FLEW over a ditch, I get out and theres smoke everywhere but the car is FINE. Everything was fine, this gosh darn car was somehow unfazed by my GTA experience (Honda CRV). Once I realize this, I'm like "wait, I gotta watch this" and my dash cam is OFF?!?! Had no issues filming me in the taco bell drive thru, the 4 dudes working on my car last week bantering, but I beat Satan and do the sickest thing i've ever done and the stupid thing wasn't even on. And now it wont turn on ever again so there goes literally any chance of me convincing my co-workers i'm cool and I really don't think this is forgivable so thanks GARMIN. I'm $100 out and still a LOSER.